Junk Science

It's reported that Italian researchers tell men to whip out their packages so measurements can be taken.

While searching the internet for stories that get you talking, we came across this report about some of the weirdest scientific studies. According to the report on Chacha.com, if size matters, male private parts are apparently shrinking.

According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago.

Various lifestyle and environmental factors are blamed. In any event, without more information about the methodology of the study, I'm skeptical of the conclusion. As reported, it appears that subjects chosen for the study had stubbed joysticks because they were stressed-out fat boozers who regularly breathed polluted air.

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