Wax Figures

Another survey of unknown value:

Do you talk to your bikini waxer while the job is getting done?

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57% — No. I’m all about staring at the ceiling and hoping it’s a speedy process.

43% — Yes. Small talk makes it seem less awkward.

Personally, I believe in quiet during waxing. Buffing, however, may be accompanied with an occasional "Yee-ha!"