Locomotive Sex

"Ooh Baby! Ooh Baby!" Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga!

(Zaporozhye, Ukraine)

An attempt to spice up their sexual life went badly wrong for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train when having sex on the railroad tracks, local police said.

The woman died on the spot, while the man lost both legs and was hospitalized, the country’s Interior Ministry said on its website.

The man and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home … and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” the ministry cited the surviving victim as saying.

"Extreme sensation near the railroad tracks" apparently means "on the railroad tracks."

Tip: Charley Nestor