Saturday, May 22, 2004

International Football Challenge

There are some people on the other side of the world who are tossing insults at American football, the game and the players. One insult tosser states,
"[T]hey are such wusses they need to have two teams, one for offense and one for defence."
Another praises that statement as "such eloquence."

Such eloquence, hah! It's a challenge. It's Saddam Hussein warning of the Mother of All Battles. It's Gaddafi drawing the Line of Death across the Gulf of Sidra. It's a big, fat chip on the shoulder.

And, it needs a response. Therefore, I propose that the champion teams from both sports match up for a two game series, one with Australian rules, one with American rules. Final total scores from both games would be used to determine the winner. I'm fairly convinced that the contests would show the strength, intelligence, artistry and finesse of the American game and players are superior.

After it's been decided, the tossers will have to swallow their insults.

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