Student Sells Religious T-Shirts at School

(Berea, Ohio) It's probably safe to assume that we'll be hearing more about this story. Berea High School student Don Gaston is passionate about Christianity and shows it by selling religious T-shirts to fellow students at school. Thus far, school officials are not concerned.

"It's a non-issue because this is not a school sponsored activity, group or event," said Tammy Price, the school's Activity Director.

However, the issue prompted one Jewish student, Jack Reitman, to comment.

"I don't think pulling the Bible into it the issue of purity is a sound idea, especially in a public high school," he said.

Readers are encouraged to try and decipher what the hell that means.

Both Gaston and school officials have stated that they don't want the situation to become a political issue, however, I live fifty miles away from Berea and I can already hear the ACLU lawyers licking their moustaches.