Colleges Dumping Cafeteria Trays

In order to save water, minimize student caloric intake and reduce food wastage, colleges throughout the nation are retiring the cafeteria tray. The trend was started to preserve resources, fight the obesity epidemic and save money.

Surely, somebody is toying with the idea to stop providing eating utensils also. All that would be required is to have all students carry their own fork, knife and spoon.

Obviously, the acme of modern civilization has been achieved and it's now time to regress.