Bad Teeth

(Gainesville, Florida) A dollars-for-sex transaction ended badly when the male buyer noticed the woman flash a mouthful of bad teeth. She then allegedly robbed him and he notified the cops.

Lake Butler resident Dan Alford told investigators he and Jennifer Elder, 25, were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems, police said. Alford told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.

Elder told authorities she merely got scared and ran, not knowing the man had tucked a wad of cash into her bra, police said.

She was arrested on a robbery charge.

Apparently, hookers need to practice good oral hygiene to avoid customer complaints.

I'm going to add a bit of skepticism regarding the assertion that Alford "tucked a wad of cash into her bra" and she didn't know it. I suspect that a woman would have to be in a coma for that to happen.

Tip: slwlion