Studmuffin Kucinich's Potential First Ladies

With his keen intellect and engaging smile, Congressman Kucinich has successfully repelled women his entire life. But now, coupled with his candidacy for the presidency, those qualities have attracted several dozen female opportunists. Get a load of them, with pix and mini-bios, here.

The mix is interesting. For example, it includes Lucy from Connecticut who is Howard Dean's first cousin. There are also a couple women from Ohio. The range of age is 20 to 65. It also appears that some of the women, based upon their stated ages, don't have a recent picture. Kucinich may want to call on the FBI to use their computer aging software for those pictures.

Whichever one is selected, if one is selected, it would be a good idea for the congressman to do it before the Democrat National Convention. Once it's over, his attractiveness as a husband is destined to dive.

(Hat tip to the Country Store)