Miami Penis Teaser Pummeled

(Miami, Florida) My question? Why are the results of a full-body scan allowed to become public knowledge? I contend that the only information that should be disclosed is a yes or no answer to the question, "Contraband?"

Rolando Negrin was Miami International Airport's guinea pig during an employee training session on full-body scanning equipment last year. The machines have the unintended side effect of giving a rough determination of the size of things underneath your clothes. Apparently, Negrin didn't measure up (hey, maybe he's a grower, not a shower), and his co-workers teased him about his apparent shortcomings.

Negrin's rage brewed for about a year, and on Tuesday night, he snapped. He allegedly had a confrontation with a co-worker in an employee parking lot that night and proceeded to beat him with a baton. He told police "he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind."

Negrin was suspended.

Since he dwelled on the teasing for a year, I suspect Mr. Negrin may have other, unresolved issues that are stewing. Keeping bothersome things bottled up is not recommended.

In any event, Mr. Negrin acted quite irresponsibly. Troubled by the teasing of one guy, he does something that is now reported across the world and could potentially lead to teasing by masses of people. He would have been wise to shrug it all off rather than make the size of his penis a subject of discussion throughout the planet.