Gulf Oil Disaster




Reports have surfaced that the government ordered news blackouts while sending SWAT teams to the Gulf. Neither one of those acts makes sense if the destruction is accidental but do seem to support the contention that the disaster was deliberate.

The primary cause of the disaster is presently not known. Somehow, the blowout preventer was destroyed. Reasons suggested include improper cementing of the well head, metal failure of drill pipes, human error and sabotage.

[Add.] With regard to the failed blowout preventer valve, Carl Fuermann of the University of Colorado Registrar staff has launched an effort to use group meditation to make the valve function properly.

"The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing," said Carl.

It's not known if there's an actual university course in Kumbaya Valve Repair.