Hot Dog Hooker




(Hempstead, New York) Mother-of-four Cathy Scalia, 45, emerged from the courthouse after being sentenced to time served for selling sex out of her hot dog stand.

She got seven days in jail, but with credit for five days she'd already spent behind bars as well as the agreed upon psychiatric exam, the judge let her go free.

"To all the guys," Scalia said immediately after exiting the courthouse, "I'm gonna wiggle those weiners, and we're gonna have a good time."

Heh, she doesn't seem contrite.

For those interested in having a wiggled wiener, the future location of the hot dog stand hasn't been disclosed.