Assisted-Suicide Covers for Snuffing Elderly

According to Britain's most senior policewoman, Barbara Wilding, killing elderly relatives will likely be facilitated by relaxation of assisted-suicide laws. The Crown Prosecution Service is preparing guidelines reflecting an anticipated "progressive" policy toward killing "loved ones."

"Grandpa, calm down. How can I assist in your suicide with you resisting like that? Now, stop it, you old fossil."