Still Single at 34

(Carneys Point Township, New Jersey) A 34-year-old woman, Tamesha F. Telfair, is facing charges of burglary, assault and criminal mischief stemming from a domestic dispute.

A Salem woman was arrested at a motel here recently after police said she allegedly rubbed human feces on her boyfriend's room and car door handles during a domestic dispute, police said. [...]

Police said Telfair was taken into custody at the Friendship Motor Lodge around 12:38 p.m. on Aug. 20. Authorities said her friend allegedly defecated in a bag, which she allegedly used to wipe on the surfaces.

So, it appears that Telfair burgled the bag and used it to assault her boyfriend's property in a mischievous way? I'm guessing.

Nevertheless, it's hardly surprising that Telfair has boyfriend problems.