Floor Collapses at Weight Watchers Meeting

(Växjö, Sweden) Twenty members of Weight Watchers gathered for a weigh-in Wednesday at a clinic and were surprised.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Then floor then started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room.

"We're going to have to find a replacement premises," Weight Watchers consultant Therese Levin told the newspaper.

Reportedly, the cause of the collapse is under investigation.

Although I'm not a professional event analyzer, I'd wager that it wasn't global warming that caused the collapse. My suspicion is gravity.