As a Cleveland fan who has readers who are also Cleveland fans, I have an undeniable obligation to reprint this story. Seldom does a sports story reflect basic universal fact, as opposed to opinion, and this story does so. It was blatantly and unapologetically stolen from Curmudgeonly & Skeptical. Thanks.
Two baseball fans are out back of the playoff game and see a naked woman passed out in the street.I watched yesterday's ALCS game between the Red Sox and Yankees. It was a Martinez - Clemens matchup and enjoyable viewing except for one thing. The Yankees won.
The fans (Yankees, Red Sox) take off their caps and place them on the girl.
The Red Sox fan covers her breasts, and the Yankees fan the genital area.
Along comes a cop and sees this suspicious activity and questions the men about what they are doing.
He then takes out his notepad and tries to put the crime together. He lifts off the Sox hat, puts it back down, then gets to the Yankees hat... he takes it on and off the genitals a dozen times and then starts writing something in his notepad.
One of the guys says "Hey, what are you doing officer? You some kind of perv?"
To which the officer replies "Nope, it's just that usually when I look under a Yankees cap, I see an asshole."
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