The Fizzy Effervescence Of Tom

(Via Common Sense and Wonder) Like a lot of people, I anticipate a toasty warm kitchen tomorrow as the stove slowly roasts a 15 pound bird for at least five hours. It's easy to dab away the beads of perspiration, but for that necessary inner refreshment, I put in an order for some Turkey & Gravy Sodas (Click for pic). There's nothing like a couple T & G longnecks to keep the kitchen worker cool.

But, wait. My order was rejected. They're sold out. I guess I'll just have to finish up the rest of my Pork Chop & Mashed Potato soda.