Crowbar Robber Strikes Again

(Columbus, Ohio) Responsible for possibly seven crimes so far, the crowbar robber is terrorizing customers at ATM machines throughout Columbus. Yesterday, he hit an ATM on East Livingston Avenue. On Christmas Eve, a woman was attacked in her car while at an ATM on East Broad Street. Anyone with information is asked to call Columbus Police. Authorities have not commented on the rumor that gun control advocates are now pursuing formation of a separate crowbar control advocacy group.