Dozens Arrested in College Town

(Athens, Ohio) This normally quiet college town has recently seen an eruption of crimes necessitating the police department to call in all available officers. Over the past weekend, four people suffered stab wounds in one bar fight and a firearm was discharged in another. More than 50 arrests were made.

The crime wave has been attributed to the arrival of out-of-town troublemakers, the fathers of Ohio University students. It was Dads Weekend at OU.