Ecoterrorists Plead Guilty

(Richmond, Virginia) In accordance with the tactics of the Earth Liberation Front, three young men vandalized more than 25 sport utility vehicles at a car dealership, construction equipment being used to build a mall and other building sites, and three fast-food restaurants. Adam Blackwell, 20, and Aaron Linas and John Wade, both 18, pleaded guilty to a federal criminal conspiracy charge, it was announced Monday. They will be sentenced in April and face a possible five years in prison. As part of the plea agreement, they must pay restitution of $200,000.

One has to wonder if these three young men would have become convicted felons right out of high school if they hadn't been inculcated with radical environmental theology throughout their entire student lives. The adoption of tree-hugging curricula within public school systems has to bear some responsibility for developing the mindset that resulted in these crimes. I suspect that there are a number of similar-minded fellow domestic terrorists in the same and other school systems.

Of course, I could be wrong.

Hat tip: Right-Thinking from the Left Coast