Priest Arrested for Growing Reefer

As reported previously, Father Richard Arko was taken into custody when police found marijuana growing in the Rectory of the Prince of Peace Church. Additional information indicates that, along with being an ordained Catholic priest, Father Arko is a radical vegetarian (vegan), a yoga instructor, a stray animal rescuer, and a licensed massage therapist. It should be noted that there is no confirmation to the story that he prefers to be called "Father Fingers" when administering massage therapy.

My take is that Father Arko has one full plate. However, most of his time and energy seems to be devoted to activities other than Catholicism.