Blow Dryers Damage Brain Cells

According to research conducted by University of Washington's Department of Bioengineering, 60 hertz electromagnetic fields from blow dryers, electric blankets and other household appliances damages brain cells. The study found that rats exposed to a 60 hertz field for 24 hours showed significant DNA damage.

Since homes and businesses are continuously supplied with electricity of this nature, we can probably anticipate the next move by the anti-civilization Greenies. There'll likely be an effort to have warnings placed in our utility bills, stating:

CAUTION
Studies on rats indicate ELECTRICITY MAKES YOU STUPID

In the meantime, what is the Animal Liberation Front going to do about those poor rats used in testing? Rescuing them probably wouldn't be a good idea. It would be inhumane to thrust brain damaged rats into the regular rat population.

Hat tip: Dissecting Leftism