Victoria's Secret Nixes Fashion Show

(Columbus, OH) As a result of complaints, Victoria's Secret announced yesterday that it is dropping this year's nationally televised holiday fashion show. The groups complained about the nubile young women prancing to erotic music in stiletto heels while wearing skimpy thongs and uplifting bras made of sheer, shimmery material. For the sake of full disclosure, I'm not a member of any of these groups.