Invoice Your Date

Hey, guys! If your last date turned out to be a non-prospect, try invoicing her for half the cost. That's what this guy did.

To: [X] Subject: Invoice 6/12/04
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 17:15:59 EDT

Dear [WOMAN'S NAME]

On June 5, you agreed to accept dinner, paid for in full, by me, based on your stated offer that we would go out again. In that you have ignored all overtures to said follow up meeting, you are hereby considered in breach of contract.

To that end, you are being invoiced for 50% of the cost of the dinner, pursuant to the offer. For the record, the offer presented you with the option of not going out again and paying for half of the dinner, or going out again and not paying at all. You accepted these terms, choosing to go out again, as stated above, but have since failed to deliver your end of the agreement. . . .

His invoice requests remittance of $37.25, payable within 30 days.

I don't know if he'll be paid or what he'll do if he's not, however, I suspect that his attractiveness to the opposite sex may be tarnished by his businesslike approach to dating. (Via Spot On)