Judge Masturbates in Court

(Oklahoma City, OK) Oklahoma State Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition yesterday seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution." It's suspected that Judge Thompson frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session.

In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

Knowing of his proclivities, one has to wonder what he really means when he sustains a motion.