Paper Made From Dung

(Colombo, Sri Lanka) It's been reported that the Millennium Elephant Foundation is producing and selling stationary made from elephant dung. The paper is available in a variety of colors which is determined by the diet, age, and dental health of the elephant that produced the excrement. No information has been provided regarding the odor of the paper.

Interestingly, there's a rumor that when this news plopped on the desks of the editors of the New York Times, serious discussions were held about using the new paper for the print editions of the NYT. Some believe that the dung paper coupled with the usual NYT content would result in a refreshingly honest journalistic presentation.