Fun With Fido

(Hong Kong) A while back, the Independent Online filed this report:

Surgeons in China have re-attached a woman's lips after her pet dog bit them off when she kissed it, a news report said on Friday.

The woman regularly kissed her dog but one night in June the animal turned on her and bit off and swallowed her lips, according to the South China Morning Post.

The woman's family spent 40 minutes getting the dog to cough the lips up and surgeons in Xian, central China, were able to reattach them.

It's not known what type of dog was involved, but the woman ought to change her mouthwash. It's obviously dangerously appetizing.