Explosives 'Mistakenly' Loaded on Plane

(Paris, France) A package of plastic explosive used in sniffer dog training was inadvertently loaded onto a departing flight at Charles de Gaulle Airport. Authorities stated the explosive has no detonator and, therefore, is not dangerous. A high level French investigative team has determined that the 150 gram package could be either in France, Japan, Brazil, or the United States, but they're not really sure.

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