President Bush Visits Cleveland This Week

It's been announced by the White House that President Bush will visit the Cleveland Clinic on Thursday, January 27. As a concerned American citizen, I'd like to announce that it's colder than a female Satan worshipper's pectoral tissue protuberances here in Cleveland. And one must be prepared for the incessant Arctic blast from Lake Erie. My advice would be to reschedule the visit for later in the year.