Boeing Boss Booted

(Seattle, Washington) Boeing announced that 68-year-old CEO, Harry Stonecipher, has resigned at the request of the executive board over an ethics scandal. Although married and a veteran swordsman way past his libidinous prime, Stonecipher had a consensual affair with an unnamed female executive which he didn't attempt to conceal. He did have sex with that woman, admitting it almost proudly.

By being able to resign rather than be fired, Stonecipher will see millions in retiree and pension benefits.

Am I the only person that suspects Viagra might be involved?

[Update] According to this report, Boeing execs have identified Debra Peabody, a company vice-president, as Stonecipher's paramour. The Calico Cat has a photo.