Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Johnny Cochran's Law Firm Defends Pagan Lesbian Teacher

(South Haven, Michigan) Last December, Baseline Middle School teacher Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36, was charged with criminal sexual conduct with a 14-year-old female student. Miklosovic, a seventh-grade language-arts teacher, allegedly seduced the girl and then married her in a pagan witchcraft ritual. She's currently in the Van Buren County Jail for first-degree sexual assault.

Elizabeth Miklosovic
Elizabeth Miklosovic

To defend her against sexual assault charges in both Van Buren and also Kent counties, Miklosovic hired Jon Shabluk of Johnny Cochran's law firm. Her lawyer has thus far claimed mistreatment by the jailers because they refuse to give her medication for "several life threatening diseases." Miklosovic's criminal trial is scheduled to begin next Monday.

For more detailed coverage, visit The Owner's Manual where Gary Cruse has followed the story closely from the beginning.

My take is that school systems are probably incapable of knowing when they hire pagan lesbian witches as teachers since it would violate equal employment opportunity regulations. Unfortunately, it appears that it's not a good idea to afford unrestricted equal opportunity for a position responsible for molding young minds.

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