Marijuana Makes You Less Stupid Than Email

(London, England) Apparently in between hits on the hookah, researchers at the University of London Institute of Psychiatry found time to report that email makes a people dumber than if they just smoked marijuana. Researchers say that the constant interruptions of email makes a person feel tired and lethargic with a loss of ten IQ points. On the other hand, marijuana smokers are already tired and lethargic after losing only four IQ points.

Although it's not mentioned in the news story, the researchers have provided scientific data to prove that apples can be compared to oranges when everybody gets stoned.