Jacko Now Bahrainian

Michael Jackson has found life after Neverland.

From the Bahrain Tribune:

Popstar Michael Jackson has decided to make Bahrain his permanent home, a report in Asharq Al Awsat newspaper said yesterday.

Jackson, who has been staying in Bahrain for nearly two months now, has described Bahrain as a surprise compared with all the cities he has stayed in so far and plans to bring his family over to stay with him, the paper said.

With Jackson's flair for finding new and innovative ways to be controversial, it will be interesting to see how he behaves himself in a Muslim country. Also, if the Islamic fundamentalists consider normal, everyday American citizens to be infidels, it's hard to imagine Michael Jackson being anything but a lightning rod for their hatred.