Judge Blasts Strip-Club Law

(Seattle, Washington) U.S. District Judge James Robart ruled that Seattle's moratorium on processing applications for strip-clubs is illegal. The judge declared that the city council had "selectively" barred strip clubs for 17 years without adequate justification which amounted to prior restraint on free expression.

I was unaware that the citizens of Seattle were enduring life without the therapeutic benefits of occasional lap dances. This helps explain why they drink so much coffee.