Sex Fraud on CRAIGSLIST

(Somerville, Massachusetts) This post is dedicated to Arlo Guthrie for his famous song Alice's Restaurant.

You can get anything you want

At craigslist if you hunt

From the Somerville Journal:

A quick search of the Boston craigslist Web site using "Somerville" as a search term revealed a posting on Tuesday, Oct. 25, from a Somerville woman offering oral sex in exchange for five or six "perks or vikes" - slang for powerful painkillers Percocet and Vicodin.

Somerville Police got involved when the man answering one of the craigslist posts went to the woman's East Somerville apartment, he said she took his drugs, but did not perform the act, police records said.

Police investigated the bawdy barter at the Maine Avenue apartment, and the mother of the alleged solicitor told Sergeant David Fallon it wasn't her daughter's first time offering an X-rated exchange.

What a shock! A man gets burned when he was looking to be stroked and nothing about the whole transaction was legal. Except, that is, the advertising. Maybe the man can sue craigslist for the return of his pills or the promised knobber.