Boobs Catch Fire

(Augsburg, Germany) In Augsburg County Court, 22-year-old flame blower Marc Miszler was given a 10-month suspended jail sentence for setting a woman's breasts on fire.

From Ananova.com:

Dancer Maria Leeb, 27, was tied to a pole wearing just her g-string while her fire-eating partner blew flames at her.

But the hot new act in a lap-dancing club in Augsburg, Germany, came to a painful end when her naked breasts went up in flames.

I can't even imagine what they were trying to do.