Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Loaded Gun Found During Airport Screening

(Denver, Colorado) It seems that at least one person has not read a newspaper nor seen a television news program nor listened to a radio news program for at least four years. The same one person apparently cannot read signs that are prominently posted in the airport. Here's that person's story.

From CBS4Denver.com:
A man accused of taking a loaded gun through security screening at Denver International Airport has been charged with carrying a firearm in a public transportation facility, Denver prosecutors said Monday.

James Mueller, 39, of Aurora, was accused of walking through the screening with a loaded 22-caliber handgun tucked under his left armpit Nov. 15. A screener found the gun.
Mueller is free on $3,000 bond and due in court on Thursday.

It's assumed that Mueller could logically have hidden his handgun in his anus rather than his armpit had he the presence of mind to first dislodge his cranium. But it makes no difference since the metal detector should alarm either way.

It's beyond me to explain what Mueller could possibly have been thinking.

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