Arrests Made For Classroom Oral Sex

(Jacksonville, Florida) Here's a jaw-dropping story for you.

From FirstCoastNews.com:

Christopher Lemay, 18, is accused of paying a 16-year-old-girl to perform the act on another boy at Sandalwood High. Those two are under-age, so First Coast News is not releasing their identities.

Sandalwood administrators say the act happened under a table in a large class full of students, so the teacher had limited visibility.

Let me repeat that one portion, the act happened under a table in a large class full of students. Holy freaking moly! Classroom knobbers! Maybe this is why we don't hear the students complain when the food Nazis take out the soda machines. My guess is that they were in English class since they definitely know what 'is' is. Hat tip to Bill Clinton's legacy.

Criminal charges are expected, maybe lewd and lascivious behavior or corruption of minors or misdemeanor procurement of oral sex in a classroom. Frankly, the most prudent law enforcement approach might be to arrest the parents of the students and charge them with child neglect so they face a stiff fine and mandatory community service work with the parent-teacher organization. The students should be expelled.