Charity Embezzled To Pay for Kinky Sex

(New York) Long Islander Abraham Alexander (right), a 43-year-old accounts receivable clerk at the Cardiovascular Research Foundation (CRF), was arrested on Monday for allegedly embezzling over $200,000 from the non-profit organization.

From NYPost.com:

The Long Island man, who is now separated from his wife, took advantage of his position in the accounts receivable department to access the computer program used in the organization's financial transactions, documents filed by the Manhattan DA's Office show.

Alexander would then forge or alter the group's checks in a way that made them payable to himself and his private American Express and Capital One cards.

And there's more. Besides having clerk-like criminal instincts, Alexander also appears to suffer from a milquetoast, naughty-boy self image. Consequently, a big chunk of the stolen charity funds were used to pay for spanking sessions in Ohio.

Meet Pam DeBord (right), a 43-year-old Columbus grandmother who travels the world to whack fannies.

"Once I have my hands in your head," the 43-year-old pain professional says, "you will be mine. Controlling you with a glance or stroke of my whip is what is exciting for me."

She apparently not only had her hands on Alexander's head but also his wallet. She regularly whipped his glutes for healthy, albeit kinky, $250 per hour payments. In fact, the generosity from November of 2003 to April 2005 totaled about $30,000 to get Alexander's backside tanned. Part went to Pam DeBord, aka Lady Sage, and part went to American Airlines for trips to Columbus.

Alexander was arraigned Tuesday in state Supreme Court in Manhattan, charged with grand larceny, forgery, and criminal possession of a forged instrument. He remains in jail, unable to scrape up $10,000 bail.

Mike Meckler has more on this story, plus pic, here.