Something Smells

(New York) The Pink Elephant nightclub on West 27th Street in Manhattan will open next month with a new feature to attract and satisfy customers.

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The venue will introduce a high-tech "scent machine," which can supposedly fill the room with up to 30,000 different smells. "We will be shooting various scents through the course of the night to enhance the ambiance and trigger a mixture of sensual and aphrodisiac responses," said Pink Elephant poobah David Sarner.

The club has a machine that shoots smells up to 60 feet. Sitting on it freshens your breath.

Frankly, I don't think this is such a big deal. You could easily enjoy the enhanced ambiance of at least 60,000 smells during a weekend Yankees game. The machine, however, might prove to be useful in controlling protesters and demonstrators.