Hanging Ten for Jesus

(Daytona Beach, Florida) Sometime overnight yesterday, thieves stole thousands of dollars and 10 valuable surfboards from the Christian surfing ministry known as Crosswaves Ministries. According to head ministry surfer dude Jim McCleary:

"I had a terrible sinking feeling in my stomach and ran to the back of the trailer and basically almost started crying," Crosswaves Ministries McCleary said. "I also thought it was stealing from God and the mission that he has to help kids and help families."

Well, dominoes and biscuits, McCleary has forgiven the thieves, whoever they are.

Readers are requested to be on the lookout for the boards. They're blue and 6 feet long. Readers are also requested to let me know if there is a Christian Hot Tub and Massage Ministry somewhere in Ohio.