Risk Officer Dick Buy

This is the kind of business transaction that I find attractive.

From KansasCity.com:

Enron Corp.'s former chief risk officer, Richard B. Buy, will pay $120,000 to settle a claim he wrongly received a $400,000 bonus less than two months before the company's bankruptcy.

So, you give me $400,000, I give you back $120,000 and we're even. Works for me.