Ignorant Fecundation

(Cincinnati, Ohio) A 25-year-old music producer, Ricky Lackey, went to court on a fraud charge and nonchalantly mentioned to the judge that he has six children on the way. Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh gulped.

"Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.

"No, I be concubining," he said. A concubine is a woman who cohabitates with a man to whom she is not married.

Prosecutors said Lackey is expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver between August and October.

Well, since he was concubining and not consequencing, he's sure to see some irksome confiscating later on. I figure those six kids represent at least a couple million dollars in future expenditures. Concubining can be expensive.

Tip: Charlie Nestor and BizzyBlog