Workers Plunge Into Vat of Fish Feces

(Springfield, Massachusetts) Four workers fell into a vat of fish feces after a support platform collapsed.

Police Captain David Dion says one of the farmhands fell below the sand-and-feces mix that fish farmers use for filtration. Three others were able to keep their heads above the sludge.

All of the workers were taken to local hospitals.

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