Drunk Lesbian Teacher Crashes, Loses License

(Lochwinnoch, UK) Apparently, the lady was drowning her sorrow and decided to drive. She crashed into an electrical substation.

Elizabeth Smillie, 26, of Dewfield Avenue in Lochwinnoch, was on her way to the party after learning that her 'intense' relationship with another lady teacher was over.

But her attempts to try and remonstrate with her lover came to a literal halt after the crash, and ended with an appearance at Ayr Sheriff Court last week, charged with drink driving after being found to have been four-and-a-half times over the legal limit.

Smillie loses her driving privileges for three years and must perform 180 hours of community service. It's suspected that she'll be "facing some difficulty" with the school system.