Splat Botches Burglary
(Toronto, Ontario) Yesterday afternoon, a 16-year-old boy broke into a Toronto apartment, ransacked it for valuables and attempted to escape by climbing down from the 26th floor balcony. He slipped.
Be advised, kids, if you decide to embark on a career as a cat burglar, make sure you stay in school long enough to pass Gravity 101.
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