Dozens of Illegals in One House

(Alamo, Texas) Federal authorities arrested 58 illegal aliens housed in one single-story residence on Thursday. Found were 43 men and 15 women including 33 Mexicans, 19 Brazilians, three Hondurans, two El Salvadorans and a Peruvian.

Assuming the house was a three-bedroom ranch, typical of single-dwelling units in the region, the illegals were packed in with barely enough floor space to stretch out. Hopefully they enjoyed at least two bathrooms.

Reportedly, they are being held "pending formal removal back to their home countries."