The First Clue of Subservience

This story from Britain cracked me up.

A HIGH school teacher told a student he was allegedly having sex with not to scream "Yes, sir!" during their cocaine-fuelled sessions in bed.

Andrew Riley, a married father-of-two, allegedly gave the A-level student cocaine before they first had sex in June 2005, thesun.co.uk reported.

Prosecutor Dennis Watson said Mr Riley told the student that "sex and coke is mind-blowing" in a chatroom message.

Riley added: "You have to promise, in the heigh of passion you don't scream 'Yes, sir! Yes, sir!' because it will put me right off what I'm doing."

Interestingly, the girl didn't complain until she was in college.

Obviously it's not an absolute truth that every Brit sings "God Save The Queen" during sex.