No Survey Needed

You don't need a survey to know that the emergency medical field is infected with the humpy-jumpies. Just watch a few television programs.

If romantic fiction is any guide, any doctor looking for love would be advised to be an emergency room surgeon or deliver babies rather than practise colon resection or remove in-grown toenails.

So says Irish physician Brendan Kelly, who -- with a bravura contempt for the effect this endeavour could have on his mind -- has probed at length into the burgeoning literary field of medical romance.

Now, I'm just guessing here, that colon thing might just have some individuals perking.