Dolly Parton will postpone her U.S. tour for 6 to 8 weeks because of back problems created by her gargantuan breasts. Said Parton,"But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."The tour was scheduled to begin on February 28 to promote a new collection of music, "Backwoods Barbie." Parton said she will be good as new in a few weeks.
Arf! Arf!
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