Inflatable Doll Won't Moan

(Brasov, Transylvania) A 40-something man complained to the Consumer Protection Office that he had purchased a defective inflatable doll from a local sex shop. The doll deflated too quickly and had lost its moan.

According to Iulian Mara of Consumer Protection,

"No matter how strange it sounded to us, we went to the sex-shop from where the man bought the object of complaint and found out he was justified.

"The doll was losing air very quickly and due to a faulty electrical circuit it didn't make the expected specific sounds."

As a result, the sex shop was fined $1,200 and ordered to provide a new doll.